Be a badass unicorn, 5x7" greetings card

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Friendship, because no one else knows the shit you know about me, 5x7" greetings card

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You're gayer than a unicorn shitting tinsel riding a rainbow, 5x7" greetings card

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Prosecco, the classy way you get shitfaced, 5x7" greetings card

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Bell end, 5x7" greetings card

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Massive tool, 5x7" greetings card

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Cockwomble, 5x7" greetings card

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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with knobber, 5x7" greetings card

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You are my favourite queen, 5x7" greetings card

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Misheard lyrics: we built this city on sausage rolls, 5x7" greetings card

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Misheard song lyrics: I got my first real sex dream, 5x7" greetings card

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Misheard song lyrics: might as well face it you're a dick with a glove, 5x7" greetings card

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Misheard song lyrics: it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not, 5x7" greetings card

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It's your birthday, good excuse for some wine, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy birthday to my favourite gay, 5x7" greetings card

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Good luck, don't fuck it up! 5x7" greetings card

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New home, hope your neighbours aren't arseholes, 5x7" greetings card

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Some new babies look like a potato but yours is lovely, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy wedding day, too late to back out now, 5x7" greetings card

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Mr & Mr, 5x7" greetings card

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Mrs & Mrs, 5x7" greetings card

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The best decision you ever made, happy anniversary, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy anniversary - congratulations on defying marriage statistics, 5x7" greetings card

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Bugger off then, 5x7" greetings card

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Never really liked you anyway, 5x7" greetings card

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Fuck you cancer (you've got this), 5x7" greetings card

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You've got this, 5x7" greetings card

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Yoga? I'm down dog, 5x7" greetings card

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Thanks for not being a dick, 5x7" greetings card

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Thanks for being my friend (someone has to), 5x7" greetings card

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You rock, 5x7" greetings card

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Don't worry, be happy (drink wine), 5x7" greetings card

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Here's to you, you're awesome, 5x7" greetings card

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Congratulations to me for surviving, happy anniversary, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy anniversary you massive tool, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy anniversary you pair of dicks, 5x7" greetings card

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We lasted another year, go us, 5x7" greetings card

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Here's to us, we're awesome, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy anniversary, I got you a card, 5x7" greetings card

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I fancy you, 5x7" greetings card

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Squirt #justsaying, 5x7" greetings card

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Moist #justsaying, 5x7" greetings card

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You make my willy wobble, 5x7" greetings card

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You wet my lettuce, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy birthday, I got you a card, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy birthday you massive dick, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy 'all about you' day (again), 5x7" greetings card

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It's your mutha fuckin' birthday, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy birthday, let's get drunk, 5x7" greetings card

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You got older, let's get drunk, 5x7" greetings card

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You got laid, I got you a card, 5x7" greetings card

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It's a baby, 5x7" greetings card

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You had a baby, I got you a card, 5x7" greetings card

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You had a baby, let's get drunk, 5x7" greetings card

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You had a baby, woo, 5x7" greetings card

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You got divorced, let's get drunk, 5x7" greetings card

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You got married, I got you a card, 5x7" greetings card

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You got married, let's get drunk, 5x7" greetings card

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You got married, never thought that would happen, 5x7" greetings card

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Congratulations mum I'm pretty awesome, 5x7" greetings card

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Happy Mother's Day, I know I'm your favourite, 5x7" greetings card

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Mum's are made of sunshine & love and quite a lot of wine, 5x7" greetings card

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Ignore mum, I think you're ok, Happy Father's Day, 5x7" greetings card

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Your genes made me awesome, thanks dad, Happy Father's Day, 5x7" greetings card

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